Proposal for Diet????????????

Saya mengajar subjek Business Communication tadi.

The topic for today- Writing Proposal. The student must write their own proposal of any area that they want to cover.
I suggest them to make a proposal on how to improve the system (whatever system) in their college or maybe they can propose budget for any occasion.. bla bla bla..
Terpulang laaaa kan..

One of my student:
Miss (they always col me Miss, even I'm already married!),
boleh tak kitorang nak buat tajuk Proposal for Diet?

Me: ~saya seboleh-bolehnya tidak mahu tolak idea student saya sebelum mendengar penjelasan mereka. Itu cara saya.
You want to propose for diet?
So, who will be your audiences?
Siapa nak baca proposal awak?"

That 'cute little' student:
Hmm.. kita boleh hantar pada sesiapa yang gemuk, lepas tu propose on what they can do for diet.

Me: ~apekejadahnya ni semua?
So, the first person that u want to be your audience is me??
~tak tau laaa ini statement atau question..

Student: ~(tersengih2.. dia dah mula keliru dah tu...)
Dok Miss...

Me: ~masih cuba sedaya upaya membuat dia faham..
Ok, let's say u want to write a Proposal for Diet?
U nak propose pada siapa?
Bila dah siap proposal tu, u nak hantar pada siapa?

Student: Saya tak faham laaa, Miss...

Me: ~Gelak-gelak dalam hati tetapi masih ada sekelumit kasihan..
Kalau betul pun awak nak buat Proposal for Diet tu, mungkin awak kena tukar sikit tajuk nya supaya nampak lebih specific!!!
bla.. bla.. bla.... Dia hanya angguk-angguk saja.

Saya suruh dia buat draft for that Proposal for Diet!
Minggu depan hantar....
Masa tu, saya akan tahu adakah dia benar-benar faham atau buat-buat faham.